1. Get three heroes.
2. Put tinnies of Carlsberg in 7 tonne paddling pool.
3. Insert rosemary and garlic in the lamb.
4. Place leg of lamb from Borough Market on Weber barbecue.
5. Insert meat thermometer.
6. Let meat cook and heroes drink.
7. Consume with roast potatoes, mixed roast peppers in olive oil and Argentine Malbec.
8. Finish up in Dukes Head and add Pony John and shocked friend to mix.

So simple. So good. The result…